Enemies

Enemy	HP	Speed	Contact dmg	XP	Behavior
Boy	20	80	16	0.44	Bread-and-butter chaser.
Girl	12	150	12	0.88	Fast and flimsy.
Husband	50	55	28	1.32	Slow tank.
Neighbor	30	95	16	1.32	Steals dropped orbs and runs until cleanup.
The Ex	25	100	20	1.32	Lunges every 2.5s at x2.2 speed.
Karen	35	70	16	1.76	Allies within 160px move at 130% speed.
Teen	22	90	12	1.32	Keeps 210px distance and throws a heavy projectile every 5s.
Quad Child	170	175	22	3.52	Corner-dashes, retargets on walls, and explodes in 40px on death.
Golden Child	840	105	26	7.2	Boss archetype: schoolyardBoss.
El Nino Rey	1560	115	34	14.4	Boss archetype: schoolyardKing.
Pressure Aunt	5000	82	24	9.5	Boss archetype: kitchenBoss.
Kitchen Queen	15000	76	32	18	Boss archetype: kitchenQueen.
Karate Student	9000	118	34	12	Boss archetype: karateBoss.
Dojo Sensei	24000	108	44	24	Boss archetype: karateSensei.
Hall Monitor	12500	124	40	15	Boss archetype: schoolyardBoss.
Principal Panic	33000	116	50	30	Boss archetype: schoolyardKing.
Frycook Fiend	16000	88	38	18	Boss archetype: kitchenBoss.
BBQ Baron	42000	82	48	36	Boss archetype: kitchenQueen.
Dojo Janitor	19000	126	42	21	Boss archetype: karateBoss.
Belt Collector	48000	114	56	40	Boss archetype: karateSensei.
Science Fair Shock	23000	120	46	24	Boss archetype: schoolyardBoss.
Detention Bot	56000	104	60	46	Boss archetype: schoolyardKing.
Pastry Punisher	26000	92	44	27	Boss archetype: kitchenBoss.
Oven Oracle	65000	84	58	52	Boss archetype: kitchenQueen.
Parking Lot Punk	30000	132	48	29	Boss archetype: karateBoss.
Food Court Shogun	76000	118	64	58	Boss archetype: karateSensei.
Homeroom Haunt	38000	118	50	33	Boss archetype: schoolyardBoss.
Chancla Titan	90000	122	70	70	Boss archetype: schoolyardKing.

Contact damage grows by 1 per stage. HP scaling follows the stage power-budget model at 35% growth per stage.

Merging starts at Stage 3: 20 identical fully-spawned chasers fuse into one merged monster at x3 hp, damage, and speed. Merged enemies can recursively merge again. Elite monsters never merge.

Elite monsters

Elites are a separate spawn stream, not part of the normal enemy mix. Every unlocked elite type has its own timer, so unlocking a new elite does not make older elites less common. There is no per-stage elite limit. Each elite spawns one second faster for every five stages after it unlocks, down to one spawn per second. They stop spawning when the stage timer expires, do not block stage clears, are never elemental, and use normal stage HP/contact scaling.

Elite	Starts	Stops	Spawn rate	HP	Speed	Contact dmg	Bounty	Signature behavior
El Globero	Stage 30	No stop	Starts every 11s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	400	70	18	6 XP / 14 cores	On death bursts into 4 homing shots; each hit deals 5% max HP and slows to 55% speed for 1s.
La Chismosa	Stage 35	No stop	Starts every 10s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	500	95	16	6 XP / 14 cores	Every 5s enrages enemies within 220px for 6s: x1.4 speed and x1.3 damage.
Tia Sana	Stage 40	No stop	Starts every 9s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	600	78	14	7 XP / 16 cores	Keeps 240px distance and heals an injured ally within 280px for 18% max HP every 4s. Every healed ally also receives a 1-hit shield.
El Paletero	Stage 45	No stop	Starts every 8s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	700	55	20	7 XP / 18 cores	Drops a mine every 3s while chasing. Stepping on one deals 5% max HP; touching it with a soul destroys it safely.
El Tio Borracho	Stage 50	No stop	Starts every 8.5s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	800	86	18	7 XP / 16 cores	Wobbly chase. On death leaves a solid tombstone that blocks the player and enemies until the stage ends.
La Bruja	Stage 70	No stop	Starts every 8s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	90	80	16	9 XP / 22 cores	Keeps 280px distance and fires a homing hex every 3.5s. Hexes slow to 60% speed and weaken damage to 70%.
El Reggaetonero	Stage 75	No stop	Starts every 7.5s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	96	95	16	9 XP / 22 cores	Drops a Bocina every 7s. Bocinas last 10s and pulse 90px knockback in 200px every 1.2s.
HOA Presidente	Stage 80	No stop	Starts every 8.25s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	130	70	18	10 XP / 26 cores	Plants an HOA sign every 6s. Signs last 12s and shoot every 2.5s for 14 damage.
El Obrero	Stage 85	No stop	Starts every 7.75s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	170	58	22	11 XP / 28 cores	Front shield reduces incoming damage to 35%. Pours 80px cement every 5s, slowing to 50% speed for 6s.
El Pirata	Stage 90	No stop	Starts every 7.25s; 1s faster every 5 stages until every 1s	104	100	18	10 XP / 24 cores	Clones every 5s, up to 3 weaker copies at 70% HP scale. Clones do not clone again.

Minibosses and bosses

Milestone encounters spawn once after the 45s stage timer. Minibosses can enter while cleanup enemies remain; main bosses wait until cleanup is clear. Each boss appears only at its listed milestone stage.

Stage	Role	Character	Spawn rate	Stops	Encounter	Base HP	Contact dmg
5	Miniboss	Golden Child	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Schoolyard charge, volleys, and marbles	840	26
10	Boss	El Nino Rey	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Schoolyard charge, volleys, and marbles	1560	34
15	Miniboss	Pressure Aunt	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Kitchen soaking and burner backfire	5000	24
20	Boss	Kitchen Queen	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Kitchen soaking and burner backfire	15000	32
25	Miniboss	Karate Student	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Guarded kicks into dojo boards	9000	34
30	Boss	Dojo Sensei	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Guarded kicks into dojo boards	24000	44
35	Miniboss	Hall Monitor	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Hall Pass Lanes — hallLanes every 3.8s	12500	40
40	Boss	Principal Panic	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Final Bell — bellRings every 4.6s	33000	50
45	Miniboss	Frycook Fiend	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Fryer Fan — fryerFan every 3.3s	16000	38
50	Boss	BBQ Baron	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Mesquite Wheel — smokeWheel every 4.1s	42000	48
55	Miniboss	Dojo Janitor	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Mop Cross — mopCross every 3.5s	19000	42
60	Boss	Belt Collector	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Belt Cage — beltCage every 5.2s	48000	56
65	Miniboss	Science Fair Shock	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Tesla Fork — teslaFork every 3.1s	23000	46
70	Boss	Detention Bot	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Detention Grid — detentionGrid every 4.8s	56000	60
75	Miniboss	Pastry Punisher	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Pastry Spiral — pastrySpiral every 3.2s	26000	44
80	Boss	Oven Oracle	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Oven Walls — ovenWalls every 5s	65000	58
85	Miniboss	Parking Lot Punk	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Tire Rush — tireRush every 3s	30000	48
90	Boss	Food Court Shogun	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Tray Compass — trayCompass every 3.7s	76000	64
95	Miniboss	Homeroom Haunt	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Haunted Echoes — hauntEchoes every 4.2s	38000	50
100	Boss	Chancla Titan	Once after the stage timer	Exact milestone only	Titan Quake — titanQuake every 5.4s	90000	70

Elemental monsters

From Stage 31, natural eligible spam mobs have a 10% total chance to spawn with one elemental aura. Eligible families: Boy, Girl, Husband, Neighbor, The Ex, Karen, Teen, Quad Child. Non-Quad Child elemental mobs receive x1.1 final HP, speed, contact damage, size, XP, and core value. Quad Child can roll an aura/contact effect but keeps normal stats. Bosses, elites, missions, testing spawns, and merged-away identities are excluded.

Element	Unlock	On-contact effect
Fire	Stage 31+	Burns for 3 DPS over 2s.
Ice	Stage 31+	Slows the player to 60% speed for 1.2s.
Wind	Stage 31+	Knocks the player back 70px.
Thunder	Stage 31+	Attack-speed sap to 60% for 0.5s.
Earth	Stage 31+	Slows to 45% for 0.8s and knocks back 30px.
Light	Stage 31+	The monster heals 4% of its max HP on contact.
Poison	Stage 31+	Poisons for 1.5 DPS over 3s.

Natural enemy spawn windows

When an enemy starts fading, it loses 10% of its normal appearance chance each stage. On the tenth stage it no longer appears. That lost chance is shared among the natural enemy types that are still active.

Type	Starts	Stops	Base chance	Rate changes
Boy	Stage 1	Stage 45	Whatever chance is left after unlocked enemy chances	Starts fading at Stage 36; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 45
Girl	Stage 2	Stage 50	27%	Starts fading at Stage 41; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 50
Husband	Stage 3	Stage 55	18%	Starts fading at Stage 46; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 55
Neighbor	Stage 4	Stage 60	14%	Starts fading at Stage 51; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 60
Teen	Stage 4	Stage 65	8%	Starts fading at Stage 56; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 65
The Ex	Stage 5	Stage 70	14%	Starts fading at Stage 61; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 70
Karen	Stage 6	Stage 75	10%	Starts fading at Stage 66; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 75
Quad Child	Stage 7	Stage 40	8%	Starts fading at Stage 31; its chance drops by 10% each stage and reaches zero at Stage 40

Playable characters	26
Weapons	28
Special moves	4
Sole boosts	10
Stage length	45s
Run level cap	99
Wiki source	Live config and server rules